Have you guys hear of The Dog Snobs Blog?
I warn you that they are offensive. I also warn that you will probably spit whatever you are drinking out of your mouth if heavy sarcasm and someone-had-the-guts-to-say-that-out-loud things make you erupt with laughter.
I recently read their post How to Avoid Making Asshole (sorry for the swear words but my Mom said I could if I am quoting somebody. Ha, ha) Moves at the Vet: A Tutorial.
A couple of the tips I wish I had the guts to say myself are:
#2. If you insist on using flexi-leads, lock the line. No one wants to break an ankle on your tripwire-of-doom while you yap on your cell phone.
#3. Ask permission before you let your dog approach another dog. And if they say no, respect their choice and don’t force Princess Fluffypants on their petrified pooch.
If you like where this is going, you can read the rest of the post here. If you are the easily offended type, I suggest you don’t…because it gets “worse” 🙂