10 Hilarious and True Dachshund Memes That Will Totally Make Your Day

Dachshunds are unique dogs – cute and full of attitude.

If you’re a Dachshund owner, you get it because you live with them every day. So you’ll think these are funny.

If you are thinking of getting one, these cute and funny dachshund memes will give you a taste of what it will be like to have one in your life.

Either way, these memes may teach you something about the Dachshund that you didn’t know.

Also, check out my article 21 things everyone should know about a Dachshund.

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1) Dachshunds have feelings about everything and aren’t afraid to show it. While dogs don’t feel human emotions like “revenge”, you will definitely question this philosophy with a Dachshund.

Dachshunds mad that they are getting a bath meme

2) Dachshunds can be little mischief makers. They always play innocent when caught though.

Dachshund got into the donuts and has sprinkles on it's nose

3) Did I mention Dachshunds are mischievous? If they’re being too quiet, you better see what they are up to because it’s probably no good.

A quiet Dachshund might be getting into mischief

4) Dachshunds are notorious for doing what they want more often than what you want. However, most can be bought.

Dachshund sitting pretty for a treat meme

5) When a Dachshund wants you up, you get up. They will be especially persistent if it’s time for breakfast. Of course, once you’re awake, they will happily go back to sleep.

Meme of a dachshund waking you up in the morning

6) It’s super fun to dress your small dog up in costumes. They probably won’t be impressed though. In fact, a Dachshund will often not be impressed with any of your shenanigans.

Dachshund in a Santa hat is not impressed

7) One of a Dachshund’s many talents is making you feel guilty with just one look. Even if what you’re doing is good for them.

Dachshund looking innocent

8) You will do this so often it will become an automatic reflex.

Needing to a Dachshund's ear back to the factory position is common

9) Literally. They were bred to hunt badgers. A Dachshund takes crap from no one. (image credit: Crusoe the Celebrity Dachshund)

Dachshund meme: They are tough like Honey Badgers

10) Dachshunds will be the first to alert you of intruders. Sometimes blowing leaves are intruders. They will also let you know if a squirrel farts a block away.

Dachshunds like to bark at everything

10 Totally True Dachshund Memes that will make you laugh

Read More: 25 Dachshund Facts Every Owner Should Know

About the Author

Hi, I’m Jessica. I’ve been studying the Dachshund breed since 2007, owned 3 of my own, and shared in the lives of thousands of others through their owner’s stories. When I’m not sharing what I know on this blog, you can find me hiking, camping, and traveling with my adventurous wiener dogs.


  1. woof! Woof! Golden LAUGHS! We did not know there’s a “name” on those photos. We like 2 n 3. Funny my Monday post photos are memes .. I think so. Happy Monday Mischief. Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar

    1. I may have oversimplified it a bit. I am not positive mine are Memes because I think it has to get shared a lot to be a Meme and mine haven’t been shared much I don’t think 🙂

  2. I like the first one because that is exactly what Snoop will do. If he can’t find his own, he will find a litter pan. *shivers* Thankfully, no one at my house pees in shoes 😀

  3. The last photo about the hat is my favorite. What IS a “meme” anyway? I’m seeing the word all over but cannot grasp a definition.

  4. I always get confused w/ the word meme… I think you are right in your comment that it has to get shared. Like, the MyKala Mironi (sp?) “not impressed” photos were memes I think, but I don’t know…. I’m so out of it! I’m not up on what the hip young kids are doing! (Said in an 90-yr-old man voice…)

    Anyway, I love the hat-shoving photo, but they’re all funny!

  5. Oh, how I do love the way of the wienie. They can be so addictive. My home has been transformed into ,” Wienie Wonderland”.

  6. You are so right on about Dachshunds!I have had Dachshunds my entire life( I AM IN MY 60”S)IN 2016 I got a Doxie from a show breeder(great lady) and showed by Doxie ,he got his championship!! best breed ever!

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